My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that’s not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she’s in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I’d make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.



Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

laugh-at-me-br0:

everyone take a moment and look at how jeremy renner is standing.

okay bye.

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  • Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
  • Parents: Ok, cool.
  • Me: Your luggage is outside

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